So, men, yes. It is all our fault that you suck. But we're going to take a long hard look in the mirror to think about how much we suck for making you suck. And we'll try to start sucking a little bit more, so that you can look like you suck a little bit less, and then maybe, if we're all really lucky and do our gender-defined roles just right, we can go back to a time when you men felt free to sit atop your pedestals, looking down on us and deigning to marry us because that, of course, is the way the world should be.